“My major makes no money.” — Aaron Lindeman“Five-inch shorts.” — Amir Zarandi“Socks and Birkenstocks.” — Bergen Thorson“Can’t remember what I ate for breakfast.” — Caitlin Rodko“Can’t focus.” — Gabriel Garcia“My laugh sounds like RuPaul.” — Hanna Knudson“Injury-prone.” — Lucia Pierce-Haig“I’m fat and throw 76 mph.” — Nick Katz“I’m fat and can’t throw.” — Richie LacienJoey Davis, Features Co-Editor “Never letting go of high school theater.”Alex Stanger, Photo Editor “Using too many idioms.”Rose Williams, Copy Chief “Rarely swearing.”
Photos by Jacob Hanekamp, Adam Fleischer and Alex Stanger.